I’m really not an asshole, I just haven’t been in the greatest of moods for the last three months or so. This is a general apology to anyone whose paths have crossed mine. If I came across negatively, I apologize & hope you’ll one day forgive me.
Now that that’s done, I will individually address the good sir who drove off his aforementioned path & ran into mine. I have a temper, there’s no denying that. So don’t piss me off. But don’t throw your absolute ignorance & pompous nature in the face of an innocent stranger. Especially when it’s a girl. Obviously, there’s a story.
so, I was walking into my anthropology class for my midterm. & it’s packed to the roof with people because it’s midterm day. & there’s this really small girl who’s walking & trying to study & she’s going really slow to make sure she doesn’t bump into someone. & then this douchebag guy who was wearing sunglasses practically runs her over. he bumps into her, & she nearly falls on her face. then he has the nerve & the audacity to say, “damn, bitch, watch where you’re going.” & I’m not sure what it was (maybe it was the stress from the midterm, maybe it was the fact that “better with the lights off” was bringing up memories & stirring my emotions, or maybe it was simply the fact that I don’t tolerate the use of the word “bitch”), but it set me off. so I stepped into him (be proud of me, I didn’t push him) & started talking very sternly. I use that phrase because I don’t think I was shouting, at least I hope not. but I said, “excuse me, but you must be out of your damn mind if you think this is her fault.” & he started to say something but I cut him off & said, “maybe if you weren’t being so careless, you’d notice someone besides your reflection. & it’s cloudy outside & you’re indoors, so I’m sure your eyes can handle themselves without sunglasses. so you better watch where you’re going, bitch.” I rarely ever use the word bitch, but the dramatic effect of it seemed fitting. I then proceeded to my seat before he could hit me in the face, but as far as I know, nothing happened after that. but the girl came up behind me & thanked me before class started. so, I’m assuming it ended well.
Yeah, I know, I’m kind of an asshole. & I talk far too much shit considering I’m a freshman with three friends on campus that I never see.
But I’m here to earn an education, not make friends. I spent all of high school making friends & look where it got me. I won’t make the same mistake twice.