So, I had this amazing idea. I was thinking about suits, because let’s face it: I think a lot about the way I dress. I know I’m not good looking, I’ve never been the guy that all the girls want to “hit up” and “mingle with” and “get with” or anything like that. And I know girls love guys in suits. Well, the classy ones, at least.
I’ve wanted a suit for a long time, in addition to the one I’ve already got. And I was thinking about all the different ones. I’d never actually wear a white suit. I’ve worn a fully white outfit, and everyone said I looked like a giant douche. It happens, I’m over it now. I’ve already got a pinstriped black one, so we can check that off the list.
Plain black is definitely on the top of my list. I had already saved up for a black one, but money’s been really tight recently. Long story short, it’ll have to wait. But when I do get it, I’m talking a super fitted, super legit suit. Because let’s face it, I want to look good.
Dark grey is next on the list. I’ve already got a grey blazer, but that shit’s different. Note to all guys: THERE IS a difference between a blazer and a suit jacket. A sports coat and a blazer are not the same thing. Don’t use them interchangeably, that’s just disrespectful to your clothing.
I also have a light grey blazer with white pinstripes. Not really that interested in owning a suit that color, but you never know. Life might just take you there.
Then my mind started to wander. And then I wondered, what about all the other colors? Why should the “standard” colors get all the love? Who says I can’t wear a purple suit? Purple suits would be the shit. Except I’m not a pimp.
Red could definitely be a possibility. Dark blue sounds incredibly appealing, but that’s actually a “standard” color I believe. But one of those powder blue suits, like from the 80s, right? That would be freaking amazing. I’d love a suit like that just to make people laugh.
And then I thought of St. Patrick’s Day. And it hit me like a train. A green suit.
I am so over that shit. I want a green suit. Maybe suede or something like that. But seriously, I want a freaking green suit.
And then I thought about tuxedos, because those are freaking awesome too. Only for formal occasions and weddings, but still fly. And then I thought about how awesome it’d be to be a penguin. They’re always wearing tuxedos. Definitely 100% fly.
And then I got the greatest idea of my entire life. See Genius Idea Two: Bird of the Dance for more information. If you can’t guess from the title, this is really gonna be good.