Sext:

I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

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cj-sewers:

feferipeixies:

I’M CRYNIG IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKIGN VIDEO BEFORE I PITY YOUR EXISTANCE

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MYCH LOLOL

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labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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youngblackandvegan:

keekeers:

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fishingboatproceeds:

Leonard is a boss.

DA GAWD

THIS IS THE BEST BLACK HISTORY MONTH EVER!

Lool awesome

my hero lol

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killemwithlaughter:

oh god.

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dana-xoxo:

dhivyann:

Danielle, is this the guy you say I remind you of?

YESSSSSS

I GET IT NOW

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